February 10, 2011
fastfoodnation: I was never into Mountain Dew which is strange cause it’s definitely a child-of-divorce soda.  If there has ever been a 2-liter Mountain Dew in your refrigerator then your parents are definitely not still together.  And it ended badly. But what I am into is fast food exclusives.  Mountain Dew Baja Fresh is only available at Taco Bell.  NOWHERE ELSE!  Stop asking for it at Wendy’s cause they only have it at TACO BELL.  Tastes the same as the regular stuff cept, in addition to your parents divorce, one of them just took you to Taco Bell so they also got laid of.  OP is a giant faggot, i have two (2) two-liters in my fridge and my parents are still happily married


fastfoodnation:

I was never into Mountain Dew which is strange cause it’s definitely a child-of-divorce soda.  If there has ever been a 2-liter Mountain Dew in your refrigerator then your parents are definitely not still together.  And it ended badly.

But what I am into is fast food exclusives.  Mountain Dew Baja Fresh is only available at Taco Bell.  NOWHERE ELSE!  Stop asking for it at Wendy’s cause they only have it at TACO BELL.  Tastes the same as the regular stuff cept, in addition to your parents divorce, one of them just took you to Taco Bell so they also got laid of.

 OP is a giant faggot, i have two (2) two-liters in my fridge and my parents are still happily married

(via motherhonker)

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    バハブラストとな！？いいな～～
  4. imploded reblogged this from go-home-roger and added:
    I feel it’s safe to say it’s probably diet mountain dew, which is totally different.
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  7. carbon14c reblogged this from motherhonker and added:
    giant faggot, i have two (2) two-liters
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  10. oswaldofusscheatham reblogged this from yikesitstoony and added:
    Best mountain dew flavor!!
  11. yikesitstoony reblogged this from brianalltogether and added:
    the BEST fucking soda. and yea Mountain Dew made daddy hit mommy
  12. brianalltogether reblogged this from alienixena and added:
    Baja Blast is FUCKING AMAZING! This is my drink every time I go to Taco Bell. I may actually go to Taco Bell later just...
  13. omariplainandtall reblogged this from alienixena and added:
    ^^couldnt have said it better^^
  14. ilenecranky reblogged this from alienixena and added:
    I don’t like regular Mountain Dew on its own but I mix regular MD and Baja Blast and it’s one of the greatest soda...
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  16. go-home-roger reblogged this from fastfoodnation and added:
    two liter of mountain dew...my fridge right now, and my
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    Voltage is still my new-hotness, but the original brings me back to high school… BUT HOW HAVE YOU ALL FORGOTTEN THE...
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    ;askjdf;sdjlfalsdf
  19. roachesandrats reblogged this from motherhonker and added:
    HEY GUYS, WANNA KNOW A SECRET? Baja Blast is just Mountain Dew with a little bit of blue powerade. I promise you that....
  20. cherry-maulface reblogged this from thecleversquid and added:
    I MISS MOUNTAIN DEW CODE RED SO EFFING BAD!
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  22. russhatesrussloves reblogged this from mikescollins and added:
    It’s Baja Blast, not Fresh, but it’s still pretty fucking delicious. The only knock against Baja Blast I can think of is...
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    How do you come out of retirement and immediately start killing...again? This shit